As they are walking, Lloyd trips over something in the sand. A. There's nothing worth craping on! Land-Grant Holy Land, an Ohio State Buckeyes community. The little girl replied because I like Ohio State. by jvblaha. The game looked over long before the second quarter ended. asked the genie. and I am an Ohio State Graduate. Did you hear that the Ohio State University library burned to the ground? Build your customFanSided Daily email newsletter with news and analysis onFanSided.com and all your favorite sports teams, TV shows, and more. 50 IQ. If theres any trouble from either of you, youll have to leave.. In reply to No lightbulb jokes yet? Why do ducks fly over Columbus, Ohio upside down? Q: How do you make Michigan State University cookies? Steven Petite (@steven_petite) January 1, 2022. But the Michigan fan doesn't have one, and the Ohio State fan says, "Aren't you going to have one too?" Mekka Don (@MekkaDonMusic) January 1, 2022. I dont know, Ive only had him for four years.. In Youre Nuts, two LGHL staff members will take differing sides of one question and argue their opinions passionately. Why do people choose such horrible music for these videos? Michigan players could be in the Browns sights' this spring. How many OSU fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: How is a Cleveland girl different from a bowling ball? In reply to Why do OSU grads hang their diplomas by jvblaha. A: The cactus has its pricks on the outside. No. These are the two strongest programs in one of the two strongest conferences in the Power Five. Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress 22 players for the game against Ohio State. 4 Ohio State and No. We can do better pic.twitter.com/JUhoF2861w, Summary of Ohio State vs Michigan State so far pic.twitter.com/kONev77R5s, Someone woke up and texted their group chat Michigan State +19 lock it in fellas today pic.twitter.com/pzVfWJD0pB, br_betting (@br_betting) November 20, 2021, Michigan State DBs today #CollegeFootball pic.twitter.com/pCbKyh0fZE, pablo martinez (@PabMartTweet) November 20, 2021, Sign up for the For The Win newsletter to get our top stories in your inbox every morning. I am 6' tall, 200 lbs. Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. I found your Bo Schembechler shrine last week. Two University of Michigan fans were walking down the street when they came upon a dog lying on the sidewalk licking and cleaning his groin like dogs do. Practice in Ann Arbor was delayed for two hours yesterday when one of the players happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown, white powdery substance on the field. Its a four-letter word! The dog was wearing a Michigan jersey and helmet, and was festooned with Michigan pom-poms. Jim and Lloyd both say they did. Plymouth OH 44865 A: Two Bearcats fans drowned last year. The guy sitting next to me is 6-2, 225 pounds and a Michigan graduate. Michigan once again has a Charmin soft non-conference schedule, Oregon Ducks football reinstates Traeshon Holden after brief dismissal, LIV Golf Posts Horrid Ratings For First Event of 2023, Early rivalry game odds for USC vs. Notre Dame revealed, Florida State sends ACC a warning shot amid rampant conference realignment, Early rivalry game odds for Texas vs. Oklahoma revealed. Her sobs and prayers roused Jake from his coma, and looking up at Becky, his pale lips began to move slightly. Jim and Lloyd both say they did. FOR MORE: https://nbc4i.co/3gFTWy6Stay informed about Columbus and central Ohio news, weather and sports! Q: Where is Engagement Ohio? Posted on September 10, 2009 by oppy1984 Posted in Funny. When Matt suggested we tell a Michigan joke for our column this week, my immediate instinct was to write 500 words on Jim Harbaughs contract. It was reported that the Ohio Football Coach Jim Tressel will only be dressing 40 players for the Michigan game the rest of the players will have to dress them selves. In reply to I like a good buckeye joke, by aenima0311. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for three hours. 419.935.1301, The Pipe Shop Jake was dying, but his beloved wife Becky was maintaining a candlelight vigil by hospital bedside. A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a Buckeye joke?" The guy replies, "Well, before you tell that joke, you should know something. Ohio State has to travel to South Bend to finish off their home-and-home with the Golden Domers of Notre Dame. A: They stick to the ground. Q: What do you call someone who loves Michigan? Bucketheads Podcast: Ohio State looks to be playing better basketball approaching the B1G tournament, Why is this News? Buckeyes fans are quite upset about it. Q. A: Put them in a big Bowl and beat for 3 hours. The rest will dress themselves. pic.twitter.com/hm7Ik3rT59. A: Because crap floats Ohio State mens basketball vs. Maryland: Game preview and prediction. The OSU grad says, "At the Ohio State University, they teach us to wash our hands after we use the bathroom. I'm not saying Bearcats basketball players are dumb, but the coach is dressing six players for this Saturdays game. The state of Ohio is known for Columbus, the Wright Brothers, the Buckeyes, and Neil Armstrong And now for these thirty-three hilarious jokes and memes too! But understandably, there were very differentexpectations for these two contests. Now, you still wanna tell me that joke? The first guy says, No, not if Im going to have to explain it three times.. A little boy and his mother were walking through an Ohio cemetery when they came upon a headstone that read: Here lies an OSU graduate and a good man. The little boy asked his mother, Mommy, why did they bury two people in there?, Coaches Jim Tressel and Lloyd Carr are walking down the beach talking about the rivalry between Ohio State and Michigan. A: Because the senior who knew the recipe finally graduated. Q: What does a Buckeye grad call a Wolverine grad in 5 years? (act like someone's said a "too soon" type of joke). Go Blue, In reply to You'll have to forgive me if by WilsonHawk, A Michigan fan and Ohio State fan are in a car accident. A: Who cares? A: Two: One for each of the garbage can's handles. "Just because your parents are Wolverine fans doesn't mean you have to be. Q: What does the average Ohio University student get on his SAT? What is a buckeye anyways, man?. Q: Why aren't Akron cheerleaders allowed to do the splits? Ohio fun facts & history In the 19th century, Ohio and Michigan fought a bitter war over the city of Toledo Michigan won and Ohio had to keep it. C.J. I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace!" Here, give me the broom, I better show you how. Practice resumed when the FBI decided that the team would not encounter the substance again. The Michigan man states that it would be only right for the OSU fan to take the first drink since he was the one who was hit. Fr nhere Informationen zur Nutzung Ihrer Daten lesen Sie bitte unsere Datenschutzerklrung und Cookie-Richtlinie. Why don't they have ice on the sidelines at Ohio State games? At that time the Michigan fan takes the bottle and chucks it way off the road and tells him that drinking and driving is a hell of a mistake one should stay away from. Regardless, it seems as though the bookmakers view the final year of the Big Ten East as a two-team race between Michigan and Ohio State with plucky Penn State clearly as the third wheel once again. A: With the stadium, all the pricks are on the inside. Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Michigan campus? Finally the Michigan alum goes to the back of his car and pulls out a bottle of Jack Daniels and states they should bury the hatchet and start anew while they wait for the cops and the tow truck to come. Michigan opened as a slight one-point favorite over Ohio State for The Game in The Big House. I was surprised. Motorwerks Imports Your favorite teams, topics, and players all on your favorite mobile devices. The smart one said proudly that they had just finished a jigsaw puzzle and it only took them two months. Gambling problem? A: Because crap floats A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. Lloyd says, Fill it with water.. Ohio State is going to have to play the best 3 teams in the B1G every year?? The Michigan Wolverines are failing to put up much of a fight against the Georgia Bulldogs. Lets discuss what that line means and what to look forward to heading into this college season. No worries Michigan fans. I am 6 tall, 200 lbs. Sigh. Why don't the Great Lakes flood Michigan? ~A dozen students were stuck on the escalator for several hours. Im not a Spartan fan either, the boy says. michigan state and ohio state fans have already saved this in their shit talking folder pic.twitter.com/tAM75k1vug, Brandon Caldwell (@_brandoc) January 1, 2022. The teacher then asked why. Q: You're stranded on a deserted island with a disgusting pedophile, a violent thug, and an Ohio State fan. Facing Georgia in the College Football Playoff semifinal at the Peach Bowl Dec. 31, Ohio State kicker Noah Ruggles missed a 50-yard field goal wide left with three seconds left, giving the Bulldogs the 42-41 win despite scoring 40 points or more for the 10th time in 2022 with 467 yards of offense. A Buckeye football player was almost killed today in a tragic horse back riding accident. How do you make up the difference? Q: What's the difference between the unibomber and the UofM basketball team? I want it as far down into the ground as it is high and I want it to be completely sealed in so that we can finally have our peace! The genie grants the wish to Jim and his is instantly whisked away to his new paradise. The weather in Ohio is truly unpredictable. In short, they will once again get the benefit of the doubt if they win all of their games but The Game. Q: How do you make Ohio State University cookies? And it was so bad that the massively lopsided game drew comparisons to the game between No. With Ohio State picking up 500 yards in the first 30 minutes compared with Michigan States 116, Stroud went 29-for-31 for 393 yards and six touchdowns again, all in the first half. "Then I'd be a Buckeye fan!". A: You can't they were born that way. But that's not really what Matt had in. Enjoy! "The energy in the stadium was . Last time I tipped back a Wolverine I couldnt stop till the tenth one. "Let's not forget that O-H-I-O is still a four-letter word.". and I am an Ohio State graduate. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dogs collar, twists it, and breaks the dogs neck, thus saving his friend. 420 W. Prospect St. The OSU alum thanks him and proceeds to chug half the bottle. What does it say on your shirt? He yelled back, Go Michigan. She yelled back, Use hot water, a box of Tide and four cups of bleach., A man at a restaurant leans over to the man at the next table and says, Hey, do you want to hear a University of Michigan joke?, The man didnt look very happy. -0:00:001:05:01. Im so happy, I could be there, Scott Albrecht said. Did you hear about the fire at Ohio State's library? A buckeye fan and spartan fan are walking through the woods when they come across a set of tracks. A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet. RT @Menace2Sports: HOLD UP. Ohio State QB C.J. Q: How do you make Ohio State cookies? One of the best things about rivalries is watching your rival fail. Q: Why did the Post Office decide to abbreviate Michigan with an MI? Upon closer inspection it turns out to be a genies lamp. Put on a show, C.J. Q: Why did Ohio State disband its water polo team? I know that I am on the threshold of eternity, so there is something that I must confess before I leave this world., Theres nothing to confess, my darling, replied the weeping Becky. Fans were too excited about the big win against rival Ohio State. Post all your Ohio State/Michigan jokes. 107 Sandusky St. The Spartans defense, particularly the secondary, apparently decided to take the weekend off, while their offense was sloppy, stifled and beyond unproductive. A. Once they get to the top, the representative from Northwestern goes "Wow, it's really great that a guy from my school has made it all of the way here and I have to show the world my love for Northwestern," so he shouts "Go Wildcats!" Chunks is my Rottweiler., In reply to In Which There Seems to Be Treachery, But All Ends Well by DoctorDave. I am six feet tall, 200 pounds and a Michigan graduate. Theirs says: Ann Arbor - North until you smell it, West until you step in it. A: Go south until you smell shit and east until you step in it. Twice. . A: It stands for "Mostly Idiots". 20 Ohio State students were stuck on the escalator for 2 hours. He fell from the horse and was nearly trampled to death. "You're crazy, those are dog tracks" Reading this blog for years, but finally registered for this thread so I could post the only joke I know. There's nothing worth craping on! Q: What's the only thing that grows in Cleveland? A: The other one goes to Youngstown State. In reply to Why does the wind blow south in Michigan? A: Because they couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. Keep Calm And Hate Michigan Red T-Shirt (Sm-5X) (Long Sleeve Large) . Before last years edition of The Game was unceremoniously canceled while we were recording, our old friend Tia Johnston and I ran through some of our favorite Michigan jokes. I didnt know that, said the manager. 1001 - 1 to change it and 1000 to burn a couch and riot over it! Q: Why did the Youngstown State grad cross the road? Related: Michigan finally beats Ohio State, punches ticket to Big Ten title game. He locates the exact room, knocks on the door, and a Buckeye player lets him in. Whom do you shoot? A: So they can park in handicap spaces. Nov 26, 2022; Columbus, Ohio, USA; Michigan Wolverines head coach Jim Harbaugh (right) and Ohio State Buckeyes head coach Ryan Day (left) shake hands before the game at Ohio Stadium. Sie knnen Ihre Einstellungen jederzeit ndern. It appears that after two . Did you hear about the power outage at Ohio State's library? He wrote SUCKS in sharpie on it. The UM grad finishes first and heads for the door. The Buckeyes are a sizable 8.5-point road favorite over the Fighting Irish. We lost, said another Ohio State fan. If there were actually unhappy cows, we'd imagine they would have to be from Ohio. Relax and go to sleep., No, no. Enjoy! What if you Mom was a moron, and your dad was an idiot?" Q: What does Ronda Rousey, Ohio State and the Green Bay Packers have in common? Finally, the Michigan guy shouts "GO BLUE!" The Buckeye proudly replied, Yeah, the box said 4 6 years!. This is a version of the one that I enjoyed the most. and he is an Ohio State Graduate. A: S-mitten. Q: What do you call someone who loves Michigan? A: Placing signs on the animals that kick. 3. A: They go blue. The teacher asked the little girl why she didnt raise her hand. How do you keep the buckeyes out of the end zone? A: Only one, but he gets 3 credits for it. "I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganians can ever get in. The driver who caused the accident gets out of the car and starts to apologize when he notices the other driver is an OSU Alum. I want an impenetrable wall built around the entire state of Ohio so that none of those stupid Michiganders can ever get in. See more ideas about go blue, michigan wolverines football, wolverines football. Q: What happens when blondes move from Michigan to Ohio? 7 Michigan State just three days after it was reported that MSU was planning to offer Tucker the 10-year deal worth $95 million. Really, really bad. When he retired prior to the 2019 season, Day, who had spent two . Rebounding, breaking ankles and embracing the grind: Meet the Ohio State womens basketball managers, Learning more about a group of students helping through water, passing and social media savagery, Ohio States spring visitor list continues to grow. The Wolverines look bad in the Orange Bowl. Q: You're stranded on a deserted island with three people: a cannibal, a mass murderer, and a guy in an Ohio State hat. In reply to Q: How do you get an Ohio by Bryan. It's still a great time to be an Ohio State football fan. A: Pay him for the pizza. Q: Why did they change the playing field at The Big House to cardboard? A: A visitor. Freaking amazing. as he plummets to his death. A: Whale to the victors. and he is also an Ohio State Graduate. The Ohio State fan replies back. exclaimed the bartender. At the 2006 Game I was in the Michigan drumline and captive in the Horseshoe stands after we lost. Woody looks across the street and notices a house 3 times the size of his full of Maize and Blue. A: Go Home. Why do ducks fly over Columbus, Ohio upside down? A: A degree. Q: Why is ice no longer available at Ohio State football games? Big Nut, Fan von Ohio State Buckeyes, war beim Spiel zwischen den Michigan State Spartans und den Ohio State Buckeyes . (Photo by Ben Jackson/Getty Images). Watching Ohio State carve up the Spartans pic.twitter.com/2Or1Keqap0, RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) November 20, 2021, Checking in on Ohio State vs Michigan State pic.twitter.com/VQLz3RJ8uv, Ryan McGee (@ESPNMcGee) November 20, 2021, One of these things is not like the other pic.twitter.com/zRdmfPgvCe, Laine Higgins (@lainehiggins17) November 20, 2021, no context college football (@nocontextcfb) November 20, 2021, Saturday Tradition (@Tradition) November 20, 2021, Ohio State vs Michigan State today pic.twitter.com/N9nCdPkpFJ, Two teams are losing by 42 points right now, FCS school Charleston Southern and No. Q: How do you get an Ohio State Graduate off your front porch? Q: Why did Forrest Gump choose 'Bama over OSU? The pothole struggle is all too real. Why aren't OSU cheerleaders allowed to do splits? Q: Why did Taylor Lewan choke an Ohio State grad? Q: Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Ohio? A: Tell him a joke Monday morning. There is still a ton of pressure Ryan Day is feeling. 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