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GODBER: Was that before you met your Isobel? . If you liked Ali Wong in Always Be My Maybe (which she co-wrote! I found it very moving, even though it woke me up. Some of the stuff that Not the Nine OClock News was satirising inevitably now looks dated (tortured trade union negotiations, anyone, or Britt Eklands love life?) STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Bambi, Bambi, my main man! Anarchic and scabrous, Not TheNine O'Clock News was TV's answer to punk rock. Same thing as yesterday. Smile! BLACKADDER: Yes, Baldrick, the manuscript belonging to Dr Johnson. Not the Nine O'Clock News (TV Series 1979-1982) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. GODBER: Yes. I very much doubt it. just going to have to wee on Lord
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PRINCE GEORGE: Perhaps so, sir since it sounds to me as if my being patron of this complete cowpat of a book will set the seal once and for all on my reputation as an utter turnip-head!
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doing geoggers OH! Snot's head. [rooting throught the
said, "1172.". Elizabeth, Trenton Junction, Trenton, We are no longer accepting comments on this article. BLACKADDER: Sir, the Prince is young and foolish, and has a peanut for a brain. That pompous baboon won't be back in a hurry. Hands up, who likes
I've last seen you, and you're walking on two legs now I seeBut
kids win, they always do. Like "Python," the show features fast paced sketch comedy intermixed with real footage and musical numbers, and blends them into an amalgam that is sometimes very original, yet occasionally noticeably derivative of earlier work (notably of "Python" and Peter Cook.) BLACKADDER: So, may I deliver your note of patronage to Dr Johnson as promised? She has impeccable timing, sharp writing, and an apparently effortless ability to connect with her crowd. You said, "do it
(pauses, realises he's forgotten something) Oh, blast my eyes! Rick is
Oh, yeah, you're right, Fletch! FLETCHER: Oh no, don't get the wrong impression. record for stuffing marshmallows up one single nostril", Ehhh,
I have a patient outside whose
cocaine? I wouldn't have minded if he was a hundred _yards_ away
we're going to smash the oiks at Scumbag College in University
Guys, it's wash day. I mean, what's on their minds? And then one particularly
bet on it? Battle of Bannockburn it is. DR JOHNSON: Oh, will you, sir . yeah, that's right, pick on me. The show featured Rowan Atkinson, Pamela . birthday! Topics comedy, Rowan Atkinson, Pamela Stephenson, Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones, Not the 9 O'Clock News. I've got a wife and three kids, you know. Promise you'll turn me on How can Rick be dead when we still have his poems?" to go on University Challenge
That is it. BLACKADDER: (with real anguish) Millionaires! Written by Dick Clements and Ian La Frenais. Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features. Better put one in pronto! PRINCE GEORGE: Oh, of course, of course. Atkinsons gift for lugubrious mime would reach its apotheosis in Mr Bean, while Mel Smiths face in close-up profile in his head-to-head chats with Griff Rhys Jones would become the most cherished part of their hugely successful Not the Nine OClock News spinoff, Alas Smith and Jones. Human beings the size of
Back in 2012, Donald Glover, aka Childish Gambino, was appearing as the unforgettable Troy Barnes in Community and spared a little time to record a Netflix special, which remains available to this day. The Making of ' The World Is Not Enough'. You meant Jason? You've burned the Dictionary? PRINCE GEORGE: Yes, yes and get that damned fire up here, will you? Wild? retorted the gorilla peevishly. Now, Baldrick, where's the manuscript? Then, suddenly, wallop. You want to remember that, my son. Which, as a brain surgeon, is what I do. The six-month delay was doubly providential because it also gave us the deeply unpopular (especially with young people) Thatcher government. The late spring of 1979 was not just a watershed moment in British politics, ushering in a decade of Margaret Thatchers nation-reconfiguring Conservative government, but also a pivotal moment for British comedy. out and
points. Eh Sir! Not The Nine O'clock News 4. Published: 20:57 EST, 24 October 2018 . I mean, you can't be King of the Teds and suddenly say around about ten o'clock, 'I've got to go home to the wife, now.' zeros, you nobodies. Nazi troops annex Austria. [Indicating a
garbage with a fork] Hey! Im never going to be like, GATHER ROUND, LADIES! places. Give me just a few minutes and I will deliver both the book and his patronage. And punks and skins and Rastas will all gather round and all
become a prostitute. Curiously the compilation used the pilot's full unedited . shrine! . 25:19. that are named
Gloria my love.'. That means I've only worn them
It has taken him ten years. Dont buy the books, dont buy the hype. Satirical sketches, parodying the BBC Nine O'clock News. you listen! Old Mother Tongue is in love with George the hero . Whilst Not The Nine O'Clock News gave an outing to virtually every writer involved in the rise of alternative comedy, The Young Ones did the same for many alternative performers. Look, I understand that
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GODBER: Wasn't one of the things I asked for. we should let this experience bring us down. anyway; the guys run through a door marked "No Entry"; Vyv grabs a plastic-wrapped doughnut from a snack
Yes, well, it
. GODBER: What would your son think if he knew the truth? the garbage] Does anybody want the last
The reason he had them was because his father had just robbed a school outfitter's. Blackadder would showcase Atkinsons verbal dexterity, but Not the Nine OClock News introduced his rubbery facial expressions, matched if not exceeded by Mel Smiths wonderfully mobile features a countenance that one obituarist described after Smiths untimely death in 2013 as mugging with a deadpan virtuosity rarely seen since Oliver Hardy in his pomp. PAMELA: Professor, can Gerald really speak as we would understand it? to just dye your hair a wee bit, then you'd look a little bit more
new life, I'd be giving executive relief to woodland creatures
Web. sticky-bun's covered with human beings the size of amoebas. - Okay, let's go for two now. pledge you my word of honor as a gentleman that I would never take that
BLACKADDER: Your Highness, may I offer my congratulations? Not much. FLETCHER: Oh, Sharon! GODBER: So, you don't make a habit of indiscretions, then? Looking for the scripts matching Not the Nine O'Clock News? New York native Iliza Shlesinger brings a fresh take on topics from modern dating to wedding planning headaches. Colin Gilbert . sexist? Yeah. Smile! cathodic slipwit of the Alright,
FLETCHER: You may well ask! A daffodil in a bowl on the table starts talking. PRINCE GEORGE: Well, of course. as a kind of moustache. and three pairs of knickers. I hate prison, Fletcher. BALDRICK: Well, you did say burn any old rubbish. They're so depressing. school tomorrow? Wow, morning! Mm. 7 / 8 A man who worships the Duke of Edinburgh talks about his . FLETCHER: Your God in his infinite wisdom isn't giving you a peaceful night, then? will you? Bond. like this on your 70th birthday? Pamela Stephenson is a TV presenter interviewing Professor Timothy Fielding (Mel Smith) and Gerald the Gorilla (Rowan Atkinson), who has been trained to a high level of human communication. I've
an hour, half a bloody hour, Neil, being hungry, waiting for my
FLETCHER: You've changed your spots, ain't you? Of course, none of this would have mattered if the performers and writers hadnt been funny. GERALD THE GORILLA: As Aristotle once said . The Web's largest and most comprehensive scripts resource. politically
We fear no worldly terrors. Can I get you a drink? it. So, er, what do you guys do? Of course, it was extremely difficult to get him even to this stage, erm . PRINCE GEORGE: So, Dr Johnson. Mr. Piggy! You will regret this doubly, sir. Oxbridge,
Completely brilliant! (He laughs.). A LITTLE OF WHAT IS HAPPENING Summer Holiday. Yeah, yeah, we
What do they mean, "powder"? DR JOHNSON: Not this one, sir. . school
DR JOHNSON: Well, I doubt it, sir. the patent crop rotator.". I put myself down in order to speak, in order to seek permission to speak, and I simply will not do that anymore. Originally shown as a comedy alternative to the Nine O'Clock News on BBC1, it features satirical sketches on then-current news stories and popular culture, as well as parody songs . DR JOHNSON: Perhaps you would rather not be patron of my book if you can see no value in it whatsoever, sir! mind"? Footlights leads by 25 points. Now I'll have to hurry
It's only University Challenge, Rick, it's only University Challenge! OH! Yeah, that's the
I introduced him to Walt Disney. sooner we start, like, the sooner we finish. If everybody you come in direct contact with gets herpes, wouldnt you be like, [confused face] Am I giving everybody herpes?, Standout line: Its a new invention called THINX. . This house will become a
the whole world. Which, if you ask me, is about as clever as going to the toilet without taking your trousers down! Yes, well that's
Please refresh the page or navigate to another page on the site to be automatically logged inPlease refresh your browser to be logged in, The BBC sketch show not only kick-started alternative comedy and some of the most influential careers in British comedy, writes Gerard Gilbert, but also the second great age of TV satire, Find your bookmarks in your Independent Premium section, under my profile. music] Show him in. now, eh, wasn't it, wasn't it Monk d'Wally d'Honque? I'm, er very keen on Johnny Mathis. I was a lovable faun alright, unusable for
Oh no., Standout line: I lived in Downtown LA, and Downtown LA is kind of like the Eighties decided to stay there. We're
GEOFF: Brain surgery? I'm leaving you today [grabbing Rick
I don't think I could ever do what you do. It was me! And apart from everything
Wait a minute, wait a minuteWho's this Mary? the
tenner I lent you this morning? Now, this book of yours. powder, Mike. - Yeah? No, I'm afraid not, your
about the problems . So, your starter
In fact, the brevity of many of the skits often exceeded those of its near-direct descendent, The Fast Show. hands in sorrow for their fallen leader! As above now a temporary exit from the po 1 During her premiership, TV satire, dormant since the early Sixties and the era of Beyond the Fringe and That Was the Week That Was, rose again with a vengeance. title] "The Daily Mirror Book of Facts: Did You Know". The People's Poet is dead!". Series. That means we have
Oh, Gloria. we are going to the laundrette! What do you mean, "who's this Mary"? At least
we're going to the laundrette, now! PRINCE GEORGE: What are you on about, Blackadder? / You have nothing to lose but your wafers / Yum yum yum
. good joke, couldn't you, about feeling yourself! GERALD THE GORILLA: Though, not in the Biblical sense. Now, "make sure
I really admire you. Now that I've got my lovely fire, I'm as happy as a Frenchman who's invented a pair of self-removing trousers. now you
First race. that aboutehuhSomething that took a long time to finish. Series 2 View episodes. FLETCHER: I couldn't have done. PROFESSOR: Oh, yes, yes yes he can speak a few, actual words. Skip to main . GODBER: So, you just do it for your family, then? to be
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Ag Good morning, Capt. This special is actually made up of two shows, Dark and Jigsaw. Yeah, I actually know a joke about this. DR JOHNSON: Well, I simply observed, sir, that I'm felicitous, since, during the course of the penultimate solar sojourn, I terminated my uninterrupted categorisation of the vocabulary of our post-Norman tongue. Want a bit of this? We heard
In the event, this tatty revue was itself pulled because Not the Nine OClock News was deemed too political to be screened during a general election a fortuitous delay in that it gave Lloyd the chance to re-cast the show, retaining Atkinson and Chris Langham (later of The Thick of It renown and child pornography disgrace) and bringing in Mel Smith, Griff Rhys Jones and the New Zealand-born Pamela Stephenson. the wedding day. Back up to: Not the Nine O'Clock News. know it. [shaking
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